Wow. Birthday's in half an hour. Well, more like, ten or something hours.
But anyway yeah, a few more years till I can own my own porn and drive a car.
To be honest, I can't believe I've made it this far with all the crap I've pulled.
BUT I DID. AND I DID IT MY WAY.
In other news, I've been playing Max Payne 1 n 2 again, and I've been having a helluva time.
Some of the things the enemies say before you jump in and cap 'em w/ bullet time are insanely hilarious.
"What are they doing? They're not supposed to cuddle with her afterward."
Oh, and Vinnie Gognitti in a captain baseball bat boy costume.